A guy named Pete was at a bar. He just stared at his drink without any expression. The guy sitting next to him, a truck driver, said, "Hey, if you ain't gonna drink that, then I will." He gulped it all down. Pete started to burst into tears.The truck driver said, "Come on now. I can't stand seeing a man cry. I'll buy you another drink." Pete wiped his tears and said, "No, no. It's not just that. My alarm clock broke this morning and I overslept. My boss fired me. I leave and somebody had stolen my car. The police searched everywhere, but couldn't find it. I got a cab home and relized I left my wallet, keys, and cell in there. I climbed through the window and catch my wife in bed with my neighbor. I walked to this bar and wanted to put an end to all this and tried to kil myself, but you come and drink my poison."
2007-08-20 12:53:55 · 39 answers · asked by 11:11 pm<3 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was ok........
2007-08-27 10:46:58 · answer #1 · answered by PRINCEUPP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 23:20:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2007-08-28 01:31:35 · answer #3 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw the exact same joke on Yahoo last week. Not much funnier the 2nd time around. sorry, peace
2007-08-28 03:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by Pilgrim Traveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooo. i thinks its kinda sad and funny . sad for the guy who drank petes poison coz he wont be alive to tell this tale . lmaoooooooo
good one and thnx
2007-08-20 12:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I havent seen jokes this funny in ages, take a star!
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2007-08-20 20:29:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one a san dis grappig no ka.sorry thats surinaams i was saying thats funny thumbs up
2007-08-27 18:38:43 · answer #7 · answered by Lasagna delivery guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny except for the truck driver !!!
2007-08-20 13:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by Tiffany M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that even a question funny or lame? It was hilarious! Star*! I loved it! Thanks for the laugh I never heard that one! Great joke!
2007-08-20 13:13:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny, I just read this in a joke book last night....weird lol : )
2007-08-20 12:58:06 · answer #10 · answered by PennyLane 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry but that was lame too long to have a bummer ending like that.
2007-08-20 13:39:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋