A mother and her teenage daughter came to the doctor's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter.
"She's been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried abou ther," said the mother.The doctor examined the daughter carefully. Then he announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant."The mother gasped. "That's nonsense!" she said. "Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you dear?"
"No mommy," said the girl. "Why you know that I have never so
much as kissed a boy!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window. He stared out. He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there
something wrong out there?" "No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like
this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was goint to show up."
2007-08-20 11:46:01 · 25 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol good one, a well deserved star for you. thx for the laughs, keep em coming :)
2007-08-22 09:49:07 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was good,yeah I agree with the Dr,if some one tell me that story I will also be wondering when the star will appear.But thanks for the laugh I enjoyed it.Thanks again and a good eveniing to you.
2007-08-20 11:54:26 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol Crazy Insane
2007-08-20 12:13:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The lord be praised
2007-08-20 17:42:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't know whether to answer with
"Oh god, what a bad joke"
or
"Jeez, that was not a funny joke"
or maybe just
"What the hell, have a star"
So.......
have a star!
2007-08-20 12:50:26 · answer #5 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmm..........either another virgin mary or a lying little girl lol. the mother's an idiot for believing her though lmao
2007-08-20 12:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meaning.... she aint no virgin mary!
she has never as much as kissed a boy, cause she done other better stuff instead! lol
good joke
2007-08-20 11:53:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahhaaa, it's a miracle, lol.
2007-08-20 13:40:24 · answer #8 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny one. Another one of life's little mysteries.
:-)))
2007-08-20 12:07:33 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hm
2007-08-20 11:56:08 · answer #10 · answered by pekmsluv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋