2007-08-20 10:11:21 · 13 answers · asked by Senator John McClain 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry Will, didn't know it was a race ;-)
2007-08-20 10:22:12 · update #1
Curses, Dane! You beat me to the Chuck Norris reference!
2007-08-20 10:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He could roundhouse kick a camel though anything he wanted.
Perhaps Chuck Norris is the key for allowing rich people to enter heaven.
2007-08-20 10:19:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris could do that, and then make the camel give birth to its own intestines due to force of the kick
2007-08-20 10:17:45 · answer #3 · answered by Heidi S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop the press Chuck Norris just counted to infinity - twice
2007-08-20 10:17:42 · answer #4 · answered by John C 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's going to roundhouse kick you in the back of the face for even questioning his ability to do so.
2007-08-20 10:18:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can't do anything. He's a scrawny little wimp with a head that's too big for his body. I simply can't understand how he ever got anybody to take him seriously as an "action hero."
...although he did give us that endlessly amusing "Walker told me I have AIDS" clip.
2007-08-20 10:18:20 · answer #6 · answered by jonjon418 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
chuck norris jokes are so old, find something new to talk about.
2007-08-20 10:17:52 · answer #7 · answered by RuG™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but he learned how, from Bruce Lee. Credit where credit is due!
2007-08-20 10:19:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Jackie Chan teaches him how, yes.
2007-08-20 11:29:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont see any reason why he couldnt. He does have one helluva beard and a bad attitude.
2007-08-20 10:17:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋