My turn!
2007-08-20 09:50:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What are you taking? I want one!
2007-08-24 08:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by I, Sapient 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who in hell would want one of them lauwsy needles anyways.
Them camels and their big ole feet couldn't hardly make no good needles fer any god ta be layin' around in, and their eyes is completly iggorent about buildin' stuff.
Yewd' think that Creationryologistical people coulda' worked that out on their own, without botherin' decent folk.
However, my Bible does say sumthin' about them camels doin' it, if they git some help from a ritch man.
I recon that's got sumthin' to do with him buyin' better qwality needle meterials, for the camels to tempt God to start jumpin' thru the camels eye.---( that don't make a lik of cents to me neither, but that's what the good book says ).
Hope this hellps.
2007-08-20 12:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by big j 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, considering that a needle's god could make a camel so big that no eye could possibly see the entire thing, I'd have to say... no.
2007-08-20 09:55:42 · answer #3 · answered by Bugmän 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but if a camel sticks a needle in God's eye, will he drop the rock which is too heavy for him to lift, thus negating existence?
2007-08-20 09:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by Tom :: Athier than Thou 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let me think of a creative one too...with a needle..and an eye..and a camel..and a god.
2007-08-20 09:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by Sam 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, i suppose if it was a magical eye...or maybe if all the sand that got into the camel's eye somehow formed a needle.
sometimes this place makes me laugh...
oh yeah, and *drink* that's better.
2007-08-20 10:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about Camel toes?
2007-08-20 10:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No More Camels!
2007-08-20 10:03:36 · answer #8 · answered by Petina 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There something about a grain of sand too, I think...
But it's almost 5 o'clock, so *drink*.
Yer a good guy/gal Windom. Always good for a logic shooter!
2007-08-20 09:55:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but I know a girl who could fit an entire Somalian army on her left nipple.
2007-08-20 10:08:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need a drink to understand this version.
2007-08-20 09:53:28 · answer #11 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋