Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night.
The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the sh*t out of college students!"
2007-08-20 09:50:16 · 12 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha they'll be keeping their 'stalks' in their pants .............. pmsl
2007-08-20 10:34:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-08-20 10:08:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha....thats hilarious!
poor college students lmao
i think that's worth a star lol
2007-08-20 12:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhahahaaa, your a wicked lady tonight,lol.
2007-08-20 11:25:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Very good!!
10/10 + *
2007-08-21 02:09:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao what a scare! keep em coming , thx for the giggle.
another star for you
2007-08-20 10:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg girl, that is the kind of jokes im talking about rollin. star
2007-08-20 20:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one babe....lol
star for you
ps: Just asking them where you could find my dog would scare them
2007-08-20 10:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good one there!! 3 chuckles for you!
2007-08-20 10:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats gotta be good
mrs carp is psml
2007-08-20 14:05:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋