Dan is going over to his fiance's parents house for the first time. Bill, his father in law, really hates Dan, and keeps giving him the evil eye.
They all sit down for dinner, and the guy heres that they're serving beans.
"Great", the guy thinks to himself, "I had chilli for lunch, my stomach isnt going to do very well."
He eats it anyway, and a few minutes later he really needed to fart. So he lets out a little one. "Squeek!"
Bill looks at the dog behind Dan's chair, and yells, "REX!"
"Nice," Dan thinks again, "he thinks it's the dog"
So he lets out another one...."Buuuuuuuuurrrrm!"
"REX!" yells Bill
Then he really had to let loose so the guy slightly leans to the side, and lets out a huge one!!!
"PPPPUUUURRRMMPPPP!!!!!!!"
"REX! God dammit!!! Move out of the way before he craps all over you!!!!"
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2007-08-20 09:40:06 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Peanut♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is great to be able to count on someone for a good laugh on the bad days. You are a life saver some times!! Thanks a bunch. ----Another star for you!!!
2007-08-21 04:02:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 06:24:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was actually funni the first time i heard it. but it was about a girl
2007-08-20 09:43:12 · answer #3 · answered by Doing Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but its not that funny = [ i gave you a star anyways
2007-08-21 15:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like an add for beano!
2007-08-20 11:22:23 · answer #5 · answered by ata31254 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ouch.
if that really happened to someone, that would be soooo embarassing!
2007-08-20 09:53:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha it was funny lol good one
2007-08-20 09:46:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...OH MY GOD, that was soooo funny, here's a star
2007-08-20 09:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i really like it!it's funny!
2007-08-20 09:44:36 · answer #9 · answered by schwesterherz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it LOL
2007-08-20 09:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋