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2007-08-20 09:38:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

"through" or, for others, thru.

2007-08-20 09:39:35 · update #1

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sure... one time, god made a camel's toe so big he could fit his whole fis...


oops... better watch those violations...

2007-08-20 09:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think you messed up the question,"Could god create an eye of a needle so large that a camel could get through it."

2007-08-20 16:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He categorically could, but it would be incompatible with his infinite mercy and love and lack of meanness. So, no.

Besides, I'm sure you're misreading the holy scripture. It's something like: "Better to eye a camel in need than to needle a camel to ire." I'm sure of it.

2007-08-20 16:51:08 · answer #3 · answered by skepsis 7 · 1 0

the eye of a needle does not refer to a sewing needle....

this refers to a needle to the city....it was a gate or barricade of sorts....it was low to the ground so one could not just ride the camel into the city....one would have to dismount...and the only way for a camel to go through would be to crawl through...which would be nearly impossible....

2007-08-20 16:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by G.C. 5 · 0 0

Chuck Norris put his knee through ("thru") a camel's entire head once.

2007-08-20 16:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

LMAO Good thought. I think he just needs to put the "knee"dle in the camels eye that would be easier.

2007-08-20 16:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 1 0

What's with the camel questions?

2007-08-20 16:56:17 · answer #7 · answered by Petina 5 · 1 0

Anything is possible with God, He can make His knees smaller!

2007-08-20 16:46:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What? Are you getting confused with the needle's eye question?

2007-08-20 16:44:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Only if he doesn't design the eye as poorly with his second try.

2007-08-20 16:44:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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