Instead of an airbag, there’s a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel
You lose the traffic light getaway race to a milk float
Joyriders have stolen every car in the street except yours...even though you leave it unlocked
For the past five years you’ve had to settle for making 'vroom vroom' noises while sitting on the driveway
Only the Garfield on the side window is holding the car together
You keep losing dates on left turns
The stench from the bodies in the trunk is becoming unbearable
2007-08-20
09:26:20
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