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Instead of an airbag, there’s a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel

You lose the traffic light getaway race to a milk float

Joyriders have stolen every car in the street except yours...even though you leave it unlocked

For the past five years you’ve had to settle for making 'vroom vroom' noises while sitting on the driveway

Only the Garfield on the side window is holding the car together

You keep losing dates on left turns

The stench from the bodies in the trunk is becoming unbearable

2007-08-20 09:26:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

you let your teenager take the car and it hasn't been the same since .

2007-08-20 10:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by BONE° 7 · 1 0

What you have to ask yourself is; what is this going to cost you in the end? You are looking at a $2400 repair for a decent car with only 80,000 and relativly newer model. after it is done it will probably be fine and driven without problems for a while unless you are finding more to be wrong. even if you sold it as is, you might get at most $2000 for the car. so if you take the 2400 and 2000 you have 4400 to spend on a new used car. A $4400 car is not the greatest in the world. you are looking at buying a older model, 98 or older, with higher mileage. as that stands, you are looking at problems even sooner again with your new used car, and therefore going to have to spend more money fixing that, because you will never buy a used car without having to fix something. So, i would say fix the car for your 2400, and be done with payments. That is the best thing, no more payments. so, depending on what your monthly payment was, you could still be saving more money by repairing it. ask yourself how much have you saved since the payments were finished, does it outweigh what the repairs will be? just what i think should be done.

2016-05-18 01:41:48 · answer #2 · answered by gisele 3 · 0 0

I hope people buy a new car before that stuff happens. Great Joke!

~Candice~

2007-08-20 09:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by Candice 5 · 1 0

lolz. I just got a bunxh of jokes for my party. Thanks a lot. Because u made my day u deserve two stars.

2007-08-20 09:30:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yep, if all that's wrong with it, you definitely need a new one!!!!

2007-08-20 09:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 1 0

Ha Ha Ha...........

2007-08-20 10:00:39 · answer #6 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1 0

lol

2007-08-20 09:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by Stevie 7 · 1 0

:)

2007-08-20 10:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by Luma ^_^ 3 · 1 0

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