One rainy night, skyblue the taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley.
Even before he rolls to a stop at the kerb, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door. Checking his mirror as he pulls away, skyblue is startled to see a dripping wet, naked daggers sitting in the back seat.
"Er ................... where to?" he stammers.
"The staition," says daggers.
"Ok," says skyblue, taking another long glance in the mirror.
Daggers catches him staring and says, "What are you looking at, driver?"
Skyblue says, "Well, i'd noticed you're completely naked and was wondering how you'll pay your fare."
Nodding slowly, daggers spreads her legs and puts her feet up on the back of the front seat.
Daggers smiles at skyblue and says,"Does that answer your question?"
"Bloody hell," cries skyblue. "Got anything smaller?"
2007-08-20 08:38:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lm quite well versed on these situations. cabs doors dont open til you come to a complete stop, had it been me ld have give her a ride free of charge.
coz you always got a good RIDE in my cab
2007-08-20 14:44:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Skyblue. That was my maneater sister Guillotine.
She's my twin and you can guess by her name what shes got down there.
Hope he was prepared for Little Percy's beheading.
2007-08-20 08:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Why the weird names for the characters though?
2007-08-20 08:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by Tatsbabe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-20 08:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the ingredient in sticking the 1st paragraph on? its meant to be : Jhonny and Jimmy have been sitting with there mothers and fathers at breakfast , Jhonny says , "Mum can i please have some ******* eggs?" the daddy gets up and shouts the son under no circumstances to swear and tellls him to pass to his room , hes grounded. the mum says "so jimmy what do you decide on?" "nicely i do no longer choose f***ing eggs thats for specific"
2016-10-08 22:04:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be nice to daggers she is sweet
2007-08-20 10:02:21 · answer #6 · answered by fayem7 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh good i got the fit of the giggles with that one
2007-08-20 09:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2007-08-20 08:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by northern lass 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-08-20 08:42:24 · answer #9 · answered by Nigel S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhahahahhaha
good one
keep it up
2007-08-20 09:21:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋