One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I am just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I'm lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."
2007-08-20 08:35:46 · 18 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well, he's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
2007-08-20 08:36:07 · update #1
hahaha I knew we were born first, no questions God made men too see what a human that imperfect would be like
2007-08-20 10:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad a joke... Still feministic but better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick :D
2007-08-20 15:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by Maggotkill 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Apple of discord!!!
Don't sow the seed of discord among us or I will take my missing rib back!!!
Lol. Thats funny!!!
2007-08-20 15:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by Freeman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! I've never heard that one! 5 chuckles and a star for you!!!!
2007-08-20 15:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-20 15:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahaha
where'd the 'flawless' bit come in then, I've never met one like that
2007-08-20 16:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!!!
I like this one...
That's effin' hilarious...yet so true
2007-08-20 15:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...and thats the way its suppose to be...you get a star!
2007-08-20 15:43:00 · answer #8 · answered by IRRESISTABLE!!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-20 20:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! Star for you!
2007-08-20 15:40:53 · answer #10 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋