Okay, I'm outside my house sitting on my porch minding my own business when I see this squirrel. Naturally I take no notice of it, but then he starts staring it me, like he's crazy or something. I look around to see if he might be staring at somebody else, but it's me. I go inside after a minute or two, and there he is, looking through the window. I see him at the store, outside my job, he's everywhere. I took a vacation to my friends house in Wisconsin, and there he was, the same damn squirrel. Do you think I should contact proper authorities?
2007-08-20 07:31:08 · 22 answers · asked by thepbass 2 in Pets ➔ Rodents
I believe you...seriously...the squirrel mafia has taken over my backyard....we can't even open the blinds to the patio door without one of them throwing an acorn at the door...I tried calling the police....I was told just to mind my own business and that they have imminent domain over my backyard...I think the cops are on their payroll...Just think about those Geico commerical...how they start all those car accidents...The cops are in on it.....I have to go now...One is watching from the tree across the street.....
2007-08-20 08:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jypcee 5000 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I believe this is best answered by listening to Tim Bedore at the the link below. He is a comedian who discusses the Animal Conspiracy, about how animals are plotting to take over the world and how squirrels are the spies that report all of our movements to larger animals. Give it listen, it is really a great piece of comedic genius
2007-08-20 15:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by Mad Embalmer From the North 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, all squirrel's look the same. it could be a way diffrent squirrel but you are so nuts you think it is the same squirrel. ok, contacting authorities, would be......hm whats the right word for it.......STUPID. plus, maybe he just wants a friend. haha take him in as a pet :-P
2007-08-20 15:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would recommend a restraining order and possibly hiring a hit man. Or hit squirrel. To be paid in corn and nuts.
2007-08-20 14:34:26 · answer #4 · answered by Lindsay 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK, first off, quit the weed, crack, cocaine, meth, anything else ur on, second, see a phsychiatrist, squirrels will not hurt you. third, if you are still scared, buy a dog, they love killing squirrels
2007-08-20 14:45:25 · answer #5 · answered by JDH1820 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no i wouldnt worry about it! i am suprised that the squigle managed to get to wisconsin, mabey all squirrles are stalking you!
try moving town and if all else fails go to your nearest mental hospital they should be able to help!!
good luck :o)
2007-08-20 14:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by meow 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
firstly, you are a nut! secondly, your are also a nut. thirdly, pls stop stalking the poor squirrel, you pyscho.
2007-08-20 14:37:52 · answer #7 · answered by Shashi K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I have the same problem. Not sure who the proper authorities are though. Good luck. When you find them please let me know
2007-08-20 14:36:27 · answer #8 · answered by ?? yaddajean ?? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, start with a psychiatrist.
2007-08-20 14:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by hottotrot1_usa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I think you should start taking your meds again.
Works every time.
2007-08-20 16:15:43 · answer #10 · answered by BranFlan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋