MUST SELL...before it falls apart
RUNS FINE...I was going to say 'runs excellent' but I had a last minute conscience attack
NEEDS SOME BODY WORK...was blind sided by a Winnebago
WELL MANTAINED...I changed the oil occasionally
ALL ORIGINAL...I never had anything fixed, adjusted or replaced
LOADED WITH OPTIONS...each one more troublesome than the last
NEVER SMOKED IN...unfortunately, that’s the best thing I can say about it
A REAL CHERRY...its the pits
ONLY ONE OWNER...difficult to sell
GREAT ACCELERATION...downhill
LOOKS LIKE NEW...just don’t drive it anywhere
GREAT SECOND CAR...you wouldn’t want to depend on it for primary transportation
LOTS OF POTENTIAL...doesn’t run
NEEDS MINOR REPAIR...doesn’t run
2007-08-20
07:27:33
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