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and give kids a security code of their own. I am sick of bifg brother telling me what I can and cannot see/say do go.


The government are the biggest perverts in this shitty little island we call home/ Britain.


I actually have information that could helop their cause for nuclear war and I might sell it to the russians if they dont give me a bit of breathing space. I beet you MI5 and MI6 has a file on me now.



I actually know where Osama Bin laidin is hiding out but I anm not going to tell them unless they give me the key to the city....


He is hiding in a flat in glasgow andf he has a load of nuclear weapons hidden under Edinbufgh castle But dont tell any one.


Lets see what they have to say about that.


We dont live in a fre world and we dont have a free press....dont let them kid you. There are more foreigners in this country now than there are brits. Long live Samoa,.

2007-08-20 07:03:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Military

My poiunt is I want to see a video on youtube and the library care more about me seeing something dirty than bloody well the country. I hope they are oprioud of them self and i know Osama wikll be laughing at them.

2007-08-20 07:07:12 · update #1

cliffe climber Explain yourself and I will hold back from giving the russians all OUR secrets. Osama was trying to outbid them but I told him No way I can get better on E-bay. But then he pointed out that I could not get e-bay in a library and I said you are right so I tol;d him everything I know for FIFTY PENCE> I couldnt believe my luck when he came and gave me the money PERSONALLY> I thought what a hero. NOW ther is somebody that cares about his own country when he ios willig to pay ALLLLLL THAT money for a map of russia.....hahahahahahahah

2007-08-20 07:22:46 · update #2

Gabs...the link is two guys kissing. But I guess they think taht is going to corrupt th nation and give Osama new insight into our (already sh*tty) lives. sURELY THEY HAVE ENOUGH CONTRIOLS IN LINE TO MAKE SURE CHILDREN ARE NOT USING THEIR STUPID WEBSITES. Can they not live and let live TTHHEE BBAASSTTAARRDDSS

2007-08-20 07:29:04 · update #3

11 answers

Dear Donald S,
This is the Head of MI6, at present your Intel is very flawed and full of inconsistencies. Osama Bin Laden is currently at Euro-Disney working on the stunt show. We have been monitoring his activity closely and at present he poses no danger to the world at large as he was currently shot while posing as a cowboy.

Furthermore we have found no evidence of nuclear weapons under Edinburgh Castle, but have found biological and chemical weapons in various places around Scotland (Carbolic Soap and the Flu as well as Daz Washing Powder)

As to your complaint regarding the filtering of Internet access in your local library, we have seen everything you have accessed you naughty man, I thought it was only highlanders that liked to do that to sheep. The reason filtering is in place is the Internet access supplied by your local council in its libraries, is intended for educational purposes, not visiting You Tube, You TUBE!!!! So that is why it has been deemed as offensive and has been blocked..


Yours Watchfully scanning your emails and Internet

H.M. Super Spy Service

2007-08-20 23:55:29 · answer #1 · answered by mr_scotsguy 3 · 1 0

There are ways round logging on to a blocked site. If you find a "safe" site which has a link to your desired site, you go straight to it without alerting the monitoring program of your search.

Now finding a site which has a Youtube link should keep you busy for a good long while, so you won't have time to sell out the country to the Russians.

I'll bet James Bond is sleeping better already.

2007-08-20 07:17:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I assume you've known this for along time and it didn't hit you as a sudden revelation. It's been like this forever with the exception of the amount of immigrants who've now arrived to destroy the infrastructure of the country. Some will argue this is a good thing but I believe we'll suffer for this policy in the future. So called multi-culturism does not and cannot work as human nature dictates one group will always want supremacy. Look at the USA!

2007-08-21 04:50:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ian M 5 · 0 1

Hello Donald so you can speak English when you want to. Greetings from a fellow Scot. Why not get a computer of your own and tell the Library service to stick their Internet up their shuch's.

2007-08-20 07:10:47 · answer #4 · answered by john m 6 · 2 1

I am British and take it from me the poster of the question is a moronic little Scottish toe-rag.

See the fine product resulting from Labour Party Education Policies and interbreeding.

Kid go home and suck on your old mums haggis!!

2007-08-20 08:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by conranger1 7 · 1 2

Get a computer of your own and learn how to type words properly so people can understand what you are saying.

2007-08-20 07:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Sounds like you need a computer at home dude.

2007-08-20 07:12:05 · answer #7 · answered by Question Addict 5 · 4 0

Dude what's the link? I'm dying of curiosity now!!!

2007-08-20 07:21:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What a load of utter bollocks.

2007-08-20 07:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by mick 6 · 1 0

Grow up and buy a computer

2007-08-20 07:08:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

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