In the year 2000,a Belgium man went to his local priest and confessed: 'forgive me father, for I have sinned. During the Second World War, I hid a Jewish man in my attic.’
'That’s not a sin,’ said the priest. ‘It was an act of great kindness.'
'But I made him agree to pay thirty five francs for every week he stayed.'
'I admit that wasn’t particularly charitable, 'said the priest, ‘but you did it for a good cause.'
'Thank you, father,’ said the man. ‘That is a great relief to me. I have just one more question.'
'What’s that?'
'Do I have to tell him the war is over?'
2007-08-20
07:00:01
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