self spanking?

Question

I need to be spanked- but no one will help me. So I was wondering how to spank myself, what to use, what position...etc....?

Answer 1

I often spank myself, the way i do it is i lie face down, and spank myself with a wooden cane which is probably about
2 and 1/2 feet long, i also use a piece of board as a sort of paddle. I have 2 such makeshift paddles, one of them's probably a little more than a foot long, the other's a bit longer than that. The smaller one is maybe 4 inches wide, the bigger one is probably about 5 or 6 inches wide. I spank myself with my hand somtimes, but it doesn't hurt very much, it's usually hard to spank yourself with much force.
Another position that can work even better is if you bend over a bed, so that your torso is lying on the bed, but your legs dangle off of it, and your feet (and possibly your knees) will be on the floor. In this position, you may be able to have better aim. This is important, as striking he lower back instead of the buttocks can result in spinal and kidney injury (though i don't think either of those are very common).

By the way, some common household items such as wooden spoons or hairbrushes could probably make good implemenets. However, i've never spanked myself with either a hairbrush or a spoon.

EDIT: Oh, by the way, another good way to spank yourself is to stand with one hand on one of your knees, and then spank yourself using a paddle or a similar implement with your other hand. You can often spank harder this way, and it often gives you better aim. END EDIT.

Good luck.

Answer 2

Hmmm . . . just thinking that there are a lot of people who enjoy being spanked, and to be honest, I always hoped I would meet a girl who liked that. Not to inflict great pain or to be brutal and unkind, but literally as you say for the incredible stimulation it can provide. I have no idea what you might do to self spank, and can't see how it could be a patch on the real thing. Even so, just imagining it is exciting, so I can see that it would be something worth pursuing. Hope you get some good answers here and good luck. I'm sure you will make some lucky man very happy one day.

Answer 3

Put a pillow under your bottom, or something similar, to raise your lower portion up enough to make it accessible. A belt can work, but is harder to control since it's flexible. Instead, use a bathbrush, a wooden spoon, or a ruler. These are rigid enough to give you a good aim, and solid enough to really sting.

However, it's hard to believe that you can't find someone to spank you, if you really need it so bad. Assuming that you're of age, going onto any adult spanking forum, or a spanking group in Yahoo or Myspace, would give you ample opportunity to meet others who could do it for you. At the very least, you could find someone who could direct you in how to spank yourself, either over the phone or online. Good luck.

Answer 4

How To Self Spank

Answer 5

Somtimes I spanked myself with hair brush. A few times, I also used a small wooden cane. It is difficult to use much force. Also I can easily easily spank my right buttock than left. I am merciless to my bottoms. Once, my butt became very crimson red and sore. Then I did not spank for a few days. But now i have a girfriend haf my age. she loves to cane hard.

Answer 6

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self spanking?
I need to be spanked- but no one will help me. So I was wondering how to spank myself, what to use, what position...etc....?

Answer 7

Get a spanking machine off the internet.

Answer 8

If you are serious, ignore the intolerant idiots giving rude answers just to get points and google for a spanking forum where people will be able to help you.

Answer 9

The best thing I have found, is a long plastic shoe horn, and count by tens, that way you can keep the intensity up, and don't stop before you reach 100

Answer 10

You lay down on your back and bring your legs near your head and grab than with one hand and use a spoon to make your *** red