My wife just called and said she walking to a store with my three year old boy. They saw something in the grass that could have looked like some weird detached "bobo". Without prompting my kid starts saying, "mommy, someone lost their bobo. What happened to the bobo?" My says, its not a bobo. "Is it a carrot?" Yeah, sure, its a carrot my wife says. "No i'ts not a carrot. It's a bobo, someone dropped their bobo."
2007-08-20 06:36:24 · 13 answers · asked by joezen777 5 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
my grandson came home from school and told his mom that joseph had smacked him , he said i didnt smack him back mommy because thats naughty isnt it .so i punched him instead
2007-08-20 06:46:59 · answer #1 · answered by georgie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is two and a couple of months and Im 8 weeks pregnant and weve been conversing approximately toddlers alot these days simply by fact we in simple terms lost her cousin, and now her uncle and aunt are 5-6 months pregnant. properly in simple terms all of a sudden ( we hadn't suggested it in any respect that day) she comes as much as me. Sits next to me on the settee together with her duckies she has. She says ( pointing to my tummy) " mommy- toddler in there?" I suggested " yep hon a toddlers in there" She hands me a duck and says " mommy- toddler want a duckie" I in simple terms smiled giggled. She became so intense while she suggested it. Then she tried to in high-quality condition it in my abdomen button. I suggested she might could wait till the toddler became a touch older. She sighed have been given down and suggested ok mommy. I nonetheless snort think of roughly it. she would manage to be a brilliant massive sister. Thats an exceedingly lovable tale approximately your daughter. My aunt who's in simple terms 18 years previous then me instructed me as quickly as that cooties have been like thoughts lice and ate your thoughts, i became 5. i became terrified of cooties for a competent 2-3 years. She nonetheless laughs approximately it.
2016-11-13 00:04:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told my 6 yr old to get a fork for her lunch and she looked at me and said "Is this drawer getting smaller or have I grown lately?" I have said that to her a few times joking about her clothes not fitting anymore, she was completely serious too the drawer for some reason looked smaller today.
2007-08-20 10:50:19 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Coffee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My four year old was asking me if we could go up to my work. She loves it there because everyone spoils her rotten. And I told her, "No, not today." Well she replied to me that she needed to see her boyfriend there (I'm still not sure who she was talking about!). And I was just like, "Your boyfriend?!" She replies to me,"Well yeah, mom, you know I got a boyfriend!" I said, "Oh really, well what is his name?" She just said, "Well I don't know, mom. He's just my boyfriend!" Don't they say the darndest things?
Also, we were going to see my brother for his birthday (whom she calls "Unc"). Well she just had a birthday so she's all on the birthday bandwagon these days. I told her that it was Unc's birthday, not hers, we already had her birthday. But she insisted that she could share his birthday with him!
2007-08-20 07:13:17 · answer #4 · answered by starlight_940 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The other day my husband and son had a boys day out. My husband jokingly said they were going to "pick up girls." My son kept saying come on Daddy I want to pick up girls. While they were out they visited his granny. When they got home I asked my son if he picked up any girls. He thought real hard and said no no just granny. I thought I would laugh my butt off.
2007-08-20 09:21:13 · answer #5 · answered by Madmas 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was talking with my six year old students about how we're going to start writing in journals, and I described what that would entail. One little boy raised his hand and said, "Hey, this is like a diarrhea!"
I tried SO hard not to laugh, as I responded, "A diary, yes!"
2007-08-20 07:57:46 · answer #6 · answered by Laura 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
when i was preggo my 5 year old daughter wanted to know "how you gonna get that baby out of there" i managed to avoid this ? for a long time then one day she really insisted on being told. well the discovery channel had one of those from conception to birth stories so we sat down and watched it while my husband was at work when she saw that baby come out her eyes were huge she looked at me and said "honesetly momma I really think you should change your mind about this one" it was too funny and i only had a month to go after that she told my niece you arnt gonna believe how that baby is getting out of there. Too freakin funny
2007-08-20 08:07:41 · answer #7 · answered by Sasha R 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I took my 2 1/2 year old shopping with me for clothes, I took him in the dressign room with me and had him sit on the bench. I started to take off my pants to try on a skirt and really loudly he yelled " Hey Mommy Dont Poop On Me" I could just hear all the little giggles. Gotta Luv Em!
2007-08-20 07:08:00 · answer #8 · answered by Nay Nay 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
My 21 month old will go over to my 15 year old sister, put his arms around her, pat her back and say "oh my mama"
2007-08-20 07:30:42 · answer #9 · answered by blue eyes 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
we were enroute to my dr appt (I am 32 weeks pregnant ) and my 5 yr old was coming for the first time. i told him that he was going to hear the baby's heartbeat, and he asked "is the dr gonna pull the baby out?"
2007-08-20 07:04:44 · answer #10 · answered by parental unit 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my 18 month old was at the store with me and we saw a giant picture of (bob the tomato.) from Veggie Tales and he screams ELMO I can't convince him that is not elmo.
2007-08-20 06:54:06 · answer #11 · answered by Heather M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋