Artist: Green Jelly
Song: Obey The Cowgod
Are you ready
To obey
The Cow
God?
We live in a country
We can't eat meat
Obey
The Cow
God
We live in a country
Where there is no
There's no Burger Kings
Obey
The Cow
God
We live in a country
Where there is no
There's no McDonalds
Obey
The Cow
God
Ah, dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey
I'm a cow
And I'm gonna roam through your village
And I'm going to eat
All of your food
But you don't care
Because I'm a
I'm a
Sacred
Cow
Obey
The Cow
God
We live in a country
Where there is no
There's no Beefcake
The Mighty
Obey
The Cow
God
We live in a country
Where there is no
There's no beef
By-products
Obey
The Cow
God
You
On your knees
You
Get on your knees
Where's those two bone-heads?
Get on your knees
Hands behind your heads
And on your knees
You
On your knees
You
Get on your knees
I said
On your knees
Get on your knees
And pray
To the
Cow
God
2007-08-20 06:19:23 · 19 answers · asked by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Eat my burger
For it is my flesh
And drink my milk
For it is
My blood
Obey
2007-08-20 06:19:33 · update #1
Well there is no religion i believe that worships a cow god, but in Hinduism cows are considered sacred beings.
2007-08-20 06:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by nsingh2827 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That is so offensive! Hindus pray to the cow, but that's only because the cow, in the past, offered a lot to the humans such as milk (which was big in India), they used the cow dung to make the floors of their house (as those were water proof and all organic), the cows used to eat all of the wastes of the humans so they didn't have a dump! The cow was a very respected animal to the Hindus in the past and that value has been passed on for some generations now and ppl still have respect for the cows which roam across India. India has Burger King and McDonald's and Beefcakes and all of those things as there aren't only Hindus living there, there are Muslims, Christians, Buddhists, Parsis, Jews, Atheists and many other types of ppl living there. So, that song just makes Green Jelly look like a dumbass!
2007-08-20 06:41:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not aware of any current cow-worshipping religions. Also, the idea of 'being greater than your god' is impossible, as greatness is not determined by size. I think it is possible that a rat can be greater than a man, I've seen a lot of oversized intelligent rats in New York. I'm surprised they haven't learned to speak yet. Or maybe they have learned to type.
2016-05-18 00:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hinduism
2007-08-20 06:25:11 · answer #4 · answered by Muslimsister_2001@yahoo.co.uk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hinduism considers the cow sacred
2007-08-20 06:23:10 · answer #5 · answered by cruiser 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would anyone want to worship a cow? God created the cow, I worship the creator not the created. Hindus worship the cow, however, I don't think you really wanted to know the answer, you were just insulting my Savior. You dont' answer to me. You do answer to God.
2007-08-20 06:26:21 · answer #6 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hindus believe the cow is an incarnation of Vishnu(not sure if it's Vishnu)
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2007-08-20 06:22:48 · answer #7 · answered by Quailman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm betting that song was written by stupid American teenagers. But the answer is Hinduism.
2007-08-20 06:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel the Atheist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amoo! the Hindus, I think they have this thing where cows are reincarnations of (can't remember the name right now.)
2007-08-20 06:24:04 · answer #9 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think the Hindus in nIndia does this very thing.
2007-08-20 06:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋