A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
2007-08-20 05:57:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heheheheeee
I always read your jokes and i think there all funny.
God i duno where yya get em from
lmao
Luv ya x
2007-08-20 06:10:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's still funny! =]
2007-08-20 13:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-20 14:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by Luma ^_^ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but more jokes!!
2007-08-20 13:00:50 · answer #4 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before. FUNNY. STAR 4 YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-20 13:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by Lizzie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahahaha good one
2007-08-20 13:02:05 · answer #6 · answered by Logan J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one. star for you. thanks for the laughs. keep them coming:
2007-08-20 14:23:52 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE.............
2007-08-20 13:29:13 · answer #8 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋