A family is sitting around the supper table.
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter.
So the daughter said " Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!
2007-08-20 05:00:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks i was afraid this would get deleted or reported by some anygry parents i mean uh if they knew the stuff that goes on in public schools that are worse than this i mean really really worse their kids would prob be homeschooled im homeschooled but because our school system sucks
2007-08-20 13:02:13 · update #1
ROTFLMFAO, that really funny.
^
thats really long idnit?
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing @ss Off.
2007-08-21 03:20:49 · answer #1 · answered by BrothaAli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY!but someone posted this before!!!!!!!but it also goes thru 3 phases!!!!
1st few questions(SAME):people hear it for the first time, they reply because they find it funny, but not for the points.
2nd: heard it before, but its still funny to them. so they let u noe.
3rd:tired of hearing the same joke again and again. just to let u noe that they heard it balot of times, and also claim their 2 pts...true isnt it?
2007-08-25 04:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice comback.
2007-08-20 05:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha nicely done!
2007-08-20 05:04:37 · answer #4 · answered by Manda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-08-20 05:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by pooh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i find this very offensive to mankind.... remember who gave you women your rights.... lmao jk very funny
2016-04-01 08:38:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
LMAO!
ROTF!
oh. overreacting, right?
still, nice!
deserving of a star!
2007-08-27 11:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by Special agent M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! thats funny!
2007-08-27 11:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by Brittneyy.♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheheeee
2007-08-27 00:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,...........................
2007-08-25 05:57:13 · answer #10 · answered by kudos_009 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋