It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
2007-08-20 00:24:48 · 14 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know WHO I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
2007-08-20 00:24:58 · update #1
oh thats hilarious, you sure know how to make someone laugh =)
**star for you**
2007-08-20 00:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by bluetinkerbell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lakers-95 Magic-100
2016-04-01 08:25:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny a star for u
Judge: Order order!
People: i order 1 ham with chese and 1 coke
Judge : ????
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Father: Jack did you push your brother down the stairs?
Jack: No, i only push him 1 step and he fell down the rest himself.
Father :...
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What you call fish with no eyes?
FSH
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Why is the turtle always get scolded?
BECAUSE he is always late.
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Why did the woman put lipstick on her forehead?
To make-up her mind.
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Why did the woman put her rollerskates on her rocking chair?
She want to rock and roll!
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What is a best way to catch a squirrel?
Act like a nut.
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What did the bird say to the fish?
Nice to eat you.
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What did you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid
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Why cant you tell a joke to a ice berg?
It will crack up.
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How do sheeps get clean?
They baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath.
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Last joke.
A Woman waiting for her husband worried suddely he came back,
Wife :Finally you are back!
Husband: No this is my front(he turn) Then this is my back(he turn front again)
Wife: One of your workers was caught shopliftting!
Husband: My workers are strong but they NOT superman cannot lift a shop.
Wife: shoplifting means stealing...
Husband : what he steal.
Wife : a pencilsharper...
Husband :-.-''
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a girl was walking to school when a old man called her "hey girl can you climb up this tree and get me the fruit i'll pay u a dollar each". it was pretty early so the girl agreed. this happened for 3 days. on the third day, she went home telling her mom "hey mom this man gave me a dollar for each fruit i plucked". her mom went "are you stupid? he just want to see your underwear!!!!!"
and the girl said....
"phew that's lucky i didn't wear any!!!"
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process,
the computer advised him that he would now, need to
enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and
figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this
to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his
password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife
what he was entering by stating each letter out
loud as he typed:
P... E... N... I... S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH
2007-08-20 00:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-08-20 02:40:40 · answer #4 · answered by brit_plod 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, thats good! You can definitely have a star from me
2007-08-20 00:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got a chuckle(ok, I laughed out loud) outa me =) Thats really good !
2007-08-20 00:28:00 · answer #6 · answered by Forksided 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
made me giggle but not out loud have to be funnier than that to make me award a star
2007-08-20 00:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by tish the bi@ch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Vixen.!!!
10/10 for making me laugh.!!!
2007-08-20 00:29:48 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and I bet it worked--good way to start the day--with a smile
2007-08-20 00:28:42 · answer #9 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, great joke! xD
2007-08-20 00:31:13 · answer #10 · answered by Unknown Darkness™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋