A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach
her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told
him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give
the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. "Here's what you do,"
said the doctor "Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal
conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30
feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in
the den.
He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away. Let's see what happens." In
a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.
So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife, and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again, no response..
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
for dinner?"
Again, there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
(I justlove this.)
"Earl, for the 5th time, CHICKEN!"
2007-08-19 23:51:49 · 10 answers · asked by RobinRedBear 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha...i wish there's a way I CAN giveYOU points
2007-08-19 23:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by DEATHMETAL 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-08-20 06:57:43 · answer #2 · answered by Whit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Super funny.....Thanks for the giggle.
2007-08-20 06:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny- sounds like my parents yet i think my mum doesnt hear my father on purpose....
2007-08-20 07:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by bluetinkerbell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe..............
ahahahaha...............
dude, can you bliv u made me fall from my chair!
my work mates are now laughn der head off on cing me fall.
Thanks 4 the laugh though!
star 4 u
2007-08-20 07:28:03 · answer #5 · answered by baby gal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, sounds like me......
2007-08-20 13:12:12 · answer #6 · answered by Dondi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny...thanks for that...and for the points!
2007-08-20 06:55:22 · answer #7 · answered by vamedic4 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg LOL
thats so cute!
made my day!
2007-08-20 07:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by Robin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i wouldn't expect that
2007-08-20 08:30:12 · answer #9 · answered by hi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL~~LOL~~LOL~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was really funny, i loved it
here have a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-08-20 12:23:10 · answer #10 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋