Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really
cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was
dating someone else.One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex
with you..."The girl looked at him, and then said,"NO!"
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money
on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the
time you've picked it up."She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boy friend... so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the
money really fast. He won't even be able to get his
pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still
waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45
minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The
bastard had all quarters!"
2007-08-19 23:29:21 · 3 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles