who decided to start pulling on the dangly things on cows and drinking whatever comes out?

Answer 1

baby cows

Answer 2

I would say some stone age guy...

Many believe that cattle where first domesticated in Europe and Asia during the Stone Age. Remains of domesticated cattle dating to 6,500 B.C. have been found in Turkey and other sited in the near East.

Added: Found this on wiki.

[edit] History of Milk

Popular milk advertisementThe origin of when, how, and who discovered milk remains largely a mystery. However, a popular theory, based on recently discovered cave paintings in Montana near the Idaho border, is that a primitive human with a mental disorder walked up to a cow, and upon seeing a large pink bag, wondered to herself, "I wonder what would happen if I squeezed that big pink thing down there...". Wrapping her hand around the cow's nipple, she gave it a gentle squeeze, then another squeeze, then a firmer squeeze, then several quick tugs in succession, and finally one big long yank, causing the white liquid (later known as "milk") to come out in several gooey spurts. The cow, not very happy about having some icky female human squeezing her private parts, promptly reared up her legs and gave her a good swift kick in the noggin, killing her instantly.

A nearby tribe member, who had happened to have witnessed the violent incident from a relatively safe distance, devised a cunning plan. After giving the cow a few swigs of apple butter balm and taking the cow to a dimly-lit movie theater, he began squeezing the nipples of the now very drunk and sedate cow. Once the milk came out again, he exclaimed to himself "I say, I wonder what this weird, white liquid that just came out of this cow tastes like!". Taking a sip, he found that it had a most refreshing and delicious taste, reminiscent of roasted almonds, similar to the smell of cyanide. He died of hepatitis D the next day.

Eventually, the fondling of cows' teats spread around the world, and various other animals, such as g worms, and sheep were tested using this proven method. Some of the other types of milk that were later discovered are goats and yaks. However, as with any scientific revolution, many unsuccessful experiments were tried on other animals, such as turtles, sharks, lions, and humans. None survived. Shortly after the millennium and years of speculation it was confirmed that milk is better than wood. Mainly because it can be used to make tea.

Another popular theory is that all cows came from the land of Lactania. This is theorised to be an island (now gone much like Atlantis), home to many breeds of cow.

Answer 3

human beings might have considered infant animals suckling and can ahve regular that milk become what might come out of those dangly issues. human beings interior the previous tended to observe issues like that.

Answer 4

I have a better question. Who decided to cook and eat whatever came out of a chicken's butt? LOL

Answer 5

Someone really hungry who had noticed that babies could live on that stuff!

Answer 6

the farmers son????