2007-08-19 22:12:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Who said they can't?
2007-08-19 22:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by SDW 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Holy Atheist Water is an oximoron. But how about Anti-Religious Cattle Prods?
2007-08-20 05:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. and with this holy water we would convert all religious people to the cause of the Flying Spaghetti Monstaarrrrr!!!!!
rAmen
edit: yes, an elightened one has spoken! Our holy water shall be Mountain Dew. =D
2007-08-20 05:15:13 · answer #3 · answered by SSejychan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They do. Usually on local cable TV. the big politicians like to keep if off the air on big tv channels.
2007-08-21 21:48:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't holy atheist water just Mountain Dew!?
2007-08-20 05:16:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Holy Athiest? That is impossible, an oxymoron. Why would i buy hold water from an athiest?
2007-08-20 05:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You bastard, you Killed Common sense. Maybe in Bizarro world where Kent Clark lives with Lane Lois.
2007-08-20 05:17:47 · answer #7 · answered by Timothy B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheist Unholy Beer would be a far better seller.
2007-08-20 05:15:26 · answer #8 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you heard? We burn up in contact with holy water, cower in front of a crucifix, and die in sunlight. We also eat babies.
2007-08-20 05:26:38 · answer #9 · answered by Tom :: Athier than Thou 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheists please don't lower yourself to the low level of these christian con men on TV who sell their souls for money and fame.
2007-08-20 05:19:37 · answer #10 · answered by pestie58 the spider hunter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because we Atheist don't fall for those imaginary things, we think!
2007-08-20 05:17:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋