7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided
>> that he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grab
>> some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over
>> his
>> head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be
>> thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window
>> was
>> made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
>> 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man
>> grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the
>> woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher.
>> Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in
>> the car
>> and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the
>> car and told to stand there for a positive ID to which he replied,
>> "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
>> 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked
>> into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun,
>> and
>> demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't
>> open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion
>> rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man,
>> frustrated, walked away.
>> ******A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER*****
>> 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home
>> parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.
>> Police
>> arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor
>> home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted
>> to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor
>> home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to
>> press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.
>> In the interest of bettering human kind please share these with
>> your friends and family ... unless of course one of these 10
>> individuals
>> by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case be
>> glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.
2007-08-19 21:04:52 · 3 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles