A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."
2007-08-19 18:54:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... thanks for the laugh :)
2007-08-19 19:00:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol sounds like my sister lol kidding but great joke!!
2007-08-20 03:54:40 · answer #2 · answered by 1hotmama 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol it is funny haha
2007-08-20 04:10:32 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's hilarious
2007-08-20 03:53:51 · answer #4 · answered by Coach Kat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-20 04:18:01 · answer #5 · answered by Answerer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-20 03:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by Jenny 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA! These are just too good!
2007-08-20 02:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG...she's retarded....LMAO!!!
2007-08-20 02:58:44 · answer #8 · answered by minerhea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aye caramba..an imbisile blonde...!!!!!!!!
2007-08-20 03:54:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋