Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, ‘That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?’
Kathy takes a sniff and replies, ‘That is nice. What's it called?’
‘Viens a moi,’ replies Nancy.
‘Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?’
At this stage the assistant offers some help. ‘Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French.’
Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks, ‘That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?’
2007-08-19 18:51:02 · 15 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Had to read it twice, very funny!
2007-08-20 04:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Kathy and Nancy buy the perfume, it would be a great way to "come on" to men!
2007-08-19 19:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just what we need another blond joke. That's right put all the smart blonds down.
Your jokes are getting pathetic!!! But keep them coming so I can earn the 275 points to get to the Next level!!!
Thanks for the jokes!!!!
2007-08-19 19:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i admire the recent one its called Japanesse Cherry Blossom, ( i think of it became around £12) you're able to purchase it in a sequence so which you get a pair of different japanesse cherry blossom products with it. Cassis Rose is intense high quality too. you're able to purchase a sequence of small perfumes which you would be able to mixture to make your guy or woman unique fragrance. The physique butters are quite intense high quality, Strawberry, Coconut, Papaya, Brazil Nut.....regardless of the reality that they are able to be slightly costly they are worth it
2016-11-12 23:18:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well your coming right along with the blondie jokes aren't you!!hahahahahahahaha
2007-08-20 06:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahhaaa,another good one jim.
2007-08-19 22:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I'll give you a star for that one. Have to remember that one.
2007-08-19 19:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
I do believe that the comic is dead now though.
Was it Manning?
Nope, my mistake....
Roy 'Chubby' Brown.
Good joke.
2007-08-19 19:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
star for you my friend
thx for the laugh
keep em coming
2007-08-20 03:17:25 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jim jnr m x very funny x
2007-08-19 19:57:20 · answer #10 · answered by orac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋