MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry; I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy this.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm.It's warm and moist! What is it? MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
2007-08-19 18:12:10 · 11 answers · asked by yesway_noway 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good joke.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for making us laugh at work.!!!
2007-08-19 18:45:22 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww dats soooo funny! LMFAO!
2007-08-19 18:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by LALALALALALALALALALA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww! LoL!
2007-08-19 18:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by mskaityw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, That big stinker.
2007-08-19 18:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwww
2007-08-19 19:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by hey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol a good one.....serves her right..........a star
2007-08-21 09:25:39 · answer #6 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iiiiiioooo.... gross, haha! thats what she gets...lol
2007-08-19 18:19:51 · answer #7 · answered by Alex 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol still gross though
2007-08-19 18:19:18 · answer #8 · answered by Katrina 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-19 19:13:46 · answer #9 · answered by redkiraarsenal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my goat!
2007-08-19 19:45:25 · answer #10 · answered by Ken 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋