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that there is a God and Jesus is truly His son? Ok, so I made this up. I'm kinda bored. Sorry.

2007-08-19 16:39:08 · 25 answers · asked by expertless 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Whoa, you got me.
I was all set to come in and lay the atheistic smackdown.

2007-08-19 16:42:33 · answer #1 · answered by Old Fat Bald Guy 5 · 2 0

Thing is that it would be a good idea as Hillary is running for the top job, where being a god-fearing person seems to be a prerequisite if you want the votes of all the deluded Americans, Thus, if William suddenly came out as a jesus-freak it would help her cause.
There are that many liars out there pretending to by religious just for the benefits.
No politician seeking votes would ever admit to being an atheist. Hypocritical? Mais oui!

2007-08-19 16:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

relatively, i do no longer comprehend any atheists that grew to become believers, it has continuously been any different way around. no longer asserting it would not happen, I do purely no longer comprehend -- or for that rely comprehend of -- any. i become a raised in a Christian enjoyed ones and seen myself a Christian till i become approximately twelve while i found out none of it made experience. possibly I wasn't a "actual" Christian, yet I evaluate that a stable element. My fiancee become raised Christian besides; become a regularly occurring Bible-thumping I-have-to-witness-to everybody in no way-ignore-to-pray enthusiast. At fifteen she had a nerve-racking breakdown because of the fact she theory the radio become "broadcasting satanic messages" and has spent the final 20 some years recuperating. So... i'm incredibly grateful i become in no way a "actual Christian."

2016-12-12 07:10:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Does this mean Bill Clinton has forgiven Monica and and no longer believes in Burger King.

2007-08-19 16:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by Doktorzero 2 · 2 0

Clinton always was a christian, as evidenced by monica lowinski--an atheist would have held out for a marriage that worked

2007-08-19 16:43:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Don't apologize. The only SERIOUS thing you got wrong was the son bit. The rest, Bill would attest to!

2007-08-19 16:45:22 · answer #6 · answered by thewordofgodisjesus 5 · 1 0

As soon as I saw Clinton as a reference...there was a big flash with the letters BS in the middle.

2007-08-19 16:44:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

No problem, a lot of people are bored. I'm bored out of my mind. Here's a link.

2007-08-19 16:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by dukeleto360 2 · 2 0

Can he prove that the stock market tech slide of 2000 wasn't his fault?

2007-08-19 16:43:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Bill Clinton ALSO said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky". So hardly a credible source in any event. =)

2007-08-19 16:43:04 · answer #10 · answered by imaji 2 · 4 1

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