Dear Husky who came from the shelter.
What goes on in your head? I've always considered myself a dog person, but you manage to be a complete mystery to me. I alternate between thinking you're completely neurotic, or possibly raised by cats, since nothing you do makes sense.
Why must you get up on the dining room table and walk in circles? You do this in the bath tub too. If I ate in either place, it might make sense, but as it is all you do is mess up the piles of unpaid vet bills from when you:
1- came home from the shelter crawling with worms
2- came home from the shelter with kennel cough
3- crawled out of a second story window and walked right off the roof
4- broke your leash, took off running and somehow managed to come back covered in ticks. I didn't even know there were ticks in Vegas, but you found a whole nest of them, I guess.
Do you need dog therapy? I've already invested in said unpaid pile of vet bills, dog kennel (the one place in the house you don't pee, thanks) one of those things to brush out your undercoat so I can wake up in the morning without a mouth full of husky fur, three collars (why do you take them off anyway, and where do you hide them?) and the bi-weekly 20 dollar food that is the only thing you can eat without vomiting an undigested rainbow across my bed. Speaking of which, why are you unable to swallow water without making that horrible gagging noise that sounds like a strangling moose? Even the vets aren't sure why, but I can tell you this. Whatever the reason, it's disgusting.
In fact, a lot of things you do are disgusting. You are the biggest pain in my *** that I could ever possibly imagine. So why haven't I found you a new home? Or taken you back to the shelter?
Because you lick my feet to wake me up in the mornings, and because I've lost ten pounds running with you every day. Because when you run into the sliding glass door, I laugh. Because simple things like peanut butter make you happy. Because when I first took you out of that cage with the seven other dogs in it, you looked at me like I was God.
Because I promised I would take care of you. And I will. Until one of us croaks, we're stuck together. So stop whining like I'm never coming back whenever I leave the room. I'm not going anywhere.
2007-08-19 16:07:40 · 14 answers · asked by Ryan G 2 in Pets ➔ Dogs
Wonderful! Did you write it? I can tell you really love that dog,and I love mine as well,even with all of their peculiarities,phobias,and accidents and I wouldn't give them up for anything.
2007-08-19 16:24:46 · answer #1 · answered by Dances With Woofs! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear Person Who Saved Me:
This is from your dog, the Husky. I don't know why I do those things either. Being in the shelter was just awful and I try not to remember any of it...You were and are my savior. I am not sure how I'm supposed to act, but you take care of me and for that I am forever grateful and will be your best friend. I hope we will be able to forge through this together. Thank you, Ryan G.
P.S. Someday I will stop whining when you leave the room...I still haven't realized that you WILL be coming back, even though in my heart, I know you will.
2007-08-19 17:29:53 · answer #2 · answered by Jennifer J 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute. I like it. Very well written and it made me laugh.
2007-08-19 16:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica M 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
LOL...Only a husky owner and lover will get that, but oh, so true!!
2007-08-19 16:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by grammabonney 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Awww...that's one of the sweetest things i've ever heard! Did you write it? -Made me cry
2007-08-19 16:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Fantastic! And so true.
2007-08-19 16:22:07 · answer #6 · answered by wherewhenwhatwhywho 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is truly love!
2007-08-19 16:12:53 · answer #7 · answered by postalbb 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i think its cute
2007-08-19 16:13:57 · answer #8 · answered by dragonfly 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Cool I guess....I hope you don't expect him to write you back.....
2007-08-19 16:16:59 · answer #9 · answered by anonymous 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
wow.
2007-08-19 16:28:27 · answer #10 · answered by Sara W 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋