Can One Contract Shingles by Simply Dating...?

Question

... a cute little Muffin?

This is "Shingles and Dating"...right?

Answer 1

Not this cute little muffin:) I'm All Bran!

Mmmwwwaaaaaahh!!

Answer 2

You don't need to worry unless you are elderly, feeble (example: Aides patient) or pregnant.

And even iff you ARE one of those 3 things, you still can't contract shingles without 4 more factors ALL being present simultaneously!

You can only get it if the following 4 facts ALL come together...

1) You must have "low immunity" to get it.

2) You have to have never had chicken pocks in your life. If you have ever had chicken pox you are immune, believe it or not. It is the same virus!

3) You can't get it unless you have direct flesh-on-flesh contact, so what is your meaning in using the code word "dating".

4) Finally, even if ALL the above is present at the same time, you still can't contract shingles unless they are oozing at the moment of contact!

Perhaps you can "Contract Shingles" if the cute little Muffin that your dating sells building products for home improvements, including roofing shingles, and you sign a cotract with her.

You have a "rep" as a funny man, but I'm not kidding. I have a friend whith this malidy, and it is no lauging matter.

I'm deadly serious!

Answer 3

If you are really lucky and the Muffin is a general contractor, they may be able to hook you up with all the shingles you need. Call me. I have a very small job, and I don't know any General Contractor Muffins. Just a little gazebo I wanted to build. What in the world are these people talking about?

Answer 4

Shingles is not contagious. Shingles occurs only when the virus in a person's body becomes active. Contact with an infected person will not cause shingles. However, although shingles is not contagious, contact with a person with shingles could lead to chicken pox in someone who has never had chicken pox and has not received the varicella vaccine.

Answer 5

Brother Bobby was you really under those two fine sisters bed?What have you done?Ladyeagle even referred to you as "Bonsai (BABE)".Your not changing your political position over to the Democrats are you?Your going to have to get you a blog and 360 to explain all of this.

I do hear that you can get shingles from stress but your immune to that by the time you get to level 6 on RS.Not to mention "shingles and dating" sites.

Answer 6

contract shingles simply dating

Answer 7

I have heard that bathing in Bran muffin batter can significantly reduce the itching, and the pain. Maybe you could get one of those tubs for two.

Answer 8

Shingles are ok, so long as they are of the flakey kind, and only if she has a gift certificate to the local bulk food store. She would have to be a "regular" and carry her membership card at all times.

just MHO

:D

Answer 9

infection for sure can take place!!!!!! it is exteamly serious u must see ur doctor it u were in a late stage i mean 9th or 8th month ur doctor have forced u to give birth by sugery to avoid the infection to make u sure that the baby can be infected u know y AIDS transfer to the baby from the foster mother becouse it is a virus ,guess what the chicken pox is a virus too so u must go to the doctor 4 ur child sake and god wills u and ur child be okey and healthy get well so0n+go to the doctor also soon ]

Answer 10

Not shingles.. but you need to be wary of anything in stilletos bran dishing saffron sashes.... you could catch a nasty case of high spirits.