LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to b*tch about work.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around
MARRIAGE - When you're only concern as to what's on TV.
2007-08-19 15:33:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
2007-08-19 15:33:27 · update #1
love - never lasts
lust - lasts a few minutes...if that
marriage - lasts a lifetime ... unfortunately
lol not as good as yours lol
smile =D
2007-08-21 02:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by Smile =D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love And Marriage Xxx
2016-12-12 03:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by boshell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2015-01-29 18:53:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chris! Chris! Chris! You've obviously been there, got the T-shirt & come back again! (Not sure which way round!) Very good, here's the 1st star! Last laugh for now. Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams. Keep safe
2016-05-17 12:11:27 · answer #4 · answered by reiko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-19 15:47:54 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-16 22:36:13 · answer #6 · answered by lagrone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mix them altogether it equals divorce.
2007-08-19 15:42:15 · answer #7 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so you spoke the truth, where many people may agree with you. haha
2007-08-19 15:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! When did me and my man get married?
Very true...
2007-08-19 16:25:29 · answer #9 · answered by deleriumbliss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one !
2007-08-19 15:49:46 · answer #10 · answered by Nigel S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋