Well, everyone has done a prank phone call in their life. And now I'm wondering--if you were to prank EMAIL someone, pretending to be God, what would you say? [Because of course, we all know that things would be much easier if God just sent out emails, instead of all these symbols, and speaking through people, and all that....]
2007-08-19 15:09:51 · 8 answers · asked by [[Princess For The Day]] 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
YOU'VE WON ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN.YOU MUST BE BE THERE WITHIN 5 DAYS
2007-08-19 15:16:04 · answer #1 · answered by Ψ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello there_________,
This is God. I just wanted you to know, I have talked it over with the counsel and we feel that, although your time is nigh- you just haven't been faithful enough for Heaven.
Lucifer will meet you at your house at 11 AM on the 3rd.
You will need the following things:
1) Sunscreen
2) anal plug
3) sunglasses
4) 5 cocker spaniels- i don't know why.
P.S- She wasn't really 18 and she wasn't a virgin.
2007-08-19 22:22:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stop spending to much time on the internet and get out into the real world peanut!!! (Thats what I would say)
2007-08-19 22:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by missmichelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not going to pretend to be God. It don't sound like a Christian proper thing to do. Somethings may be to far.
2007-08-19 22:31:07 · answer #4 · answered by lucy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just say, " I Love You"
That will make them believe you are God for sure.
Rev. TomCat
2007-08-19 22:16:14 · answer #5 · answered by Rev. TomCat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop it.
--God
2007-08-19 22:13:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why won't you come back to me?
2007-08-19 22:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by witnessnbr1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm watching you.
2007-08-19 22:16:55 · answer #8 · answered by punch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋