> >A man was walking down the street was accosted by a particularly
dirty
> >and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of
dollars
> >for dinner.
> >The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
> >give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of
dinner?"
> >"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
> >"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man
asked.
> >"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to
> >spend all my time trying to stay alive."
> >"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of
food?"
> >the man asked.
> >Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in
20
> >years!"
> >"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
instead
> >of food?" the man asked.
> >"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the
homeless
> >man.
> >"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
> >I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
> >The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you
> >for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
>disgusting."
> >
> >The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a
man
> >looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
2007-08-19 14:35:16 · 9 answers · asked by blackfirescorpio05 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bwahahahahaha pmpl LMAO Love it m8. WTG
2007-08-19 14:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by Obsidian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It does not work that way, It has to bring homeless to S.S. Office to get things straight out so you can be his Guarding Angel. You will get big Reward for that matters, what you said yourself was kind of insulted to him with no taught or focus good life.
2016-05-17 11:33:14 · answer #2 · answered by kelsie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At long last, an original joke!
Have a star!
2007-08-23 02:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one. a star for you, thx for the laugh. keep em coming ;)
2007-08-19 14:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. good one.. star for ya!
a perfect excuse to drink for any guy.
2007-08-19 23:03:22 · answer #5 · answered by Sleepy One 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good! I'm going to show that to my wife! *G*
2007-08-19 14:41:59 · answer #6 · answered by eagedeon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.... my husband found it more funny than i did...
2007-08-19 15:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by Stevie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol That's hillarious :)
2007-08-19 15:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm.... okay?
2007-08-19 14:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋