I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
- I do physical labor.
- I work at great depths.
- I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
- I work in a damp environment.
- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
- I work in high temperatures.
- My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
THE RESPONSE.....
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have
raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
- You do not work 8 straight hours.
- You fall asleep after brief work periods.
- You do not always follow orders of the management team.
- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting
other locations.
- You do not take initiative.
- You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start
working.
- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
shift.
- You don't always observe necessary safety requirements, such
as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
- You will retire well before you are 65.
- You are unable to work double shifts.
- You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed
the assigned task.
And if that were NOT ALL, you have been seen constantly entering
and
exiting the
workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
2007-08-19 14:29:50 · 12 answers · asked by blackfirescorpio05 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow. That was gross. .....But... kinda funny... Where'd you find that? Gross but a little funny. *giggle, clear throat, stop*.
2007-08-19 14:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes you deserve a star for this good one.#
Very well done up enjoy it very much #
2007-08-19 16:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was wrong in so many ways but it was funny u deserve a star.
2007-08-19 15:04:40 · answer #3 · answered by confused 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah u take the vaigra and it will be raised forever . and it will be known as raised flagpole . lol
2007-08-19 14:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did you get that?? That is good, you get a star
2007-08-19 16:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by rockgirlfury 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-19 14:40:40 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sounds like me, so id probably give him a raise ;)
2007-08-19 15:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine gets a raise very now and then.
2007-08-19 14:42:21 · answer #8 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was wrong on so many levels, but funny as h*ll.
2007-08-20 09:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by volcom girl. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one. a star for you, thx for the laugh. keep em coming ;)
2007-08-19 14:46:07 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋