how can i get into the playboy mansion?

Question

is there some type of application to fill out?

Answer 1

hef and me used ta kick it back in the day at the original chicago mansion, I couldn't be bothered with that LA s**t.

But the easiest way tio get in is to hook up with Kelsey Grammar or Bill Maher at a bar in L. A.. Whichever, you'll wind up there when he runs outta coke.

Answer 2

im sure there is an application but one of the most important requirement is to be willing to strip it all off and have sex with the man himself...

Answer 3

Knock on the door and show your assets.