one that i like (kind of corny)
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
(ok that one probably some of u alredy herd...)
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray
ok some of them are ok.. but just experimenting a little
2007-08-19 13:57:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama so ugly when you were born dr.s slapped her instead of you
2007-08-19 14:05:03 · answer #1 · answered by NovemberRain 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so old, she knew God when he was a boy.
Yo Momma's so fat the scale read "one a time please!"
Yo Momma's so dumb she thinks the leaning tower of Pisa serves slices.
Yo momma's so skinny the dog keeps burying her in the backyard.
Yo momma's so smelly buzzards fall out the sky like snowflakes.
Yo momma's so ugly plastic surgeons pay her to sit somewhere else.
2007-08-19 22:21:00 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude you hec a funny man you just are like funny jokes man!!!!!!!!!
(NO OFFENSE)
Yo momma so tall when she stood up she hit jesus in the face and jesus is like ah ,wah, aii
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept..
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
Yo mama so fat when she went to sea world Shamu and the other whales said we are family excpt you is fatter than me
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Your moma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Your momma so ugly when she goes in the street she gets arrested!
2007-08-20 18:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by Baller 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is like Geico - so easy a caveman can do it!
So nasty - she brought her own crabs to the seafood buffet!
So fat - the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!
So fat - she's got more chins than a chineese phonebook!
Teeth are so rotten - when she smiles it looks like she's got dice in her mouth!
She looks like the michelin man with boobs!
She's got more crust around her mouth then a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken!
Her legs are like Walmart - open 24/7!
She's like a bowling ball - gets picked up, fingered + thrown in the gutter... and she still comes back for more!
She so nasty - the taliban wants to use her bath water as a chemical weapon!
She's so fat - when she wears a red dress the children yell, "Hey Koolaid"!
2007-08-19 22:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by Schizo Clown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals"
yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale she said "Hey thats my phone number!"
Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
Yo momma is so fat she was floating in the ocean and was claimed as a new world!
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles came out!
Yo momma is fat when she sat on a gamecube, four little gameboys came out!
Yo momma is so fat when she was in school she sat next to EVERYBODY!
2007-08-19 21:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat, when she got on a scale it read "to be continued.
You momma so ugly, when someone said it was chilli outside, she ran out with a spoon.
Yo momma so fat, shen she wears a yellow jacket people yell "taxi!"
2007-08-19 21:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by I am the Badger Princess. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it read 'one at a time, please'
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean the whales started singing 'We are family...'
...Funny, I usually don't get a laugh at those kind of things.
2007-08-19 21:24:08 · answer #7 · answered by ♫musicLIFE love ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid she thought a ribbed condom was soul food
yo momma so fat she goota iron her pants in the driveway witha steamroller
your mommas so gross she got thrown out of red lobster for bringin her own crabs
2007-08-19 22:27:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i also knoe one.......
you momma so fat that when they asked her what kind if country she will want to rule and she said old country buffet.
you momma so fat that when she fartted it sounded like a volcanoe erouped.
you momma sooo fat that she needed a sock for each toe
2007-08-19 21:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♥Cherry♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mummy is so fat that when she was eating ice cream she started sweating
that one made me laugh sooooooo hard!
2007-08-19 21:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by dru;] 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋