There was a blonde crying and her nieghbor came over to find out wats wrong and then she said that my mom died. So the neighbor comforted her and left the house.
The next day she found the blonde crying again. She asked her wat was wrong and the blond said "i just got of the phone with my sister. and her mom died too!!"
wat do u think?
i u like it gimmie a star!!
2007-08-19 13:56:20 · 17 answers · asked by ♪Sparkles and Cats♫ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaoooo. nice joke . i guess that blonde couldnt br more dumber than her sister lol. he he
2007-08-19 14:10:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol both die.
Judge: Order order!
People: i order 1 ham with chese and 1 coke
Judge : ????
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Father: Jack did you push your brother down the stairs?
Jack: No, i only push him 1 step and he fell down the rest himself.
Father :...
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What you call fish with no eyes?
FSH
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Why is the turtle always get scolded?
BECAUSE he is always late.
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Why did the woman put lipstick on her forehead?
To make-up her mind.
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Why did the woman put her rollerskates on her rocking chair?
She want to rock and roll!
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What is a best way to catch a squirrel?
Act like a nut.
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What did the bird say to the fish?
Nice to eat you.
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What did you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid
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Why cant you tell a joke to a ice berg?
It will crack up.
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How do sheeps get clean?
They baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath.
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Last joke.
A Woman waiting for her husband worried suddely he came back,
Wife :Finally you are back!
Husband: No this is my front(he turn) Then this is my back(he turn front again)
Wife: One of your workers was caught shopliftting!
Husband: My workers are strong but they NOT superman cannot lift a shop.
Wife: shoplifting means stealing...
Husband : what he steal.
Wife : a pencilsharper...
Husband :-.-''
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a girl was walking to school when a old man called her "hey girl can you climb up this tree and get me the fruit i'll pay u a dollar each". it was pretty early so the girl agreed. this happened for 3 days. on the third day, she went home telling her mom "hey mom this man gave me a dollar for each fruit i plucked". her mom went "are you stupid? he just want to see your underwear!!!!!"
and the girl said....
"phew that's lucky i didn't wear any!!!"
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process,
the computer advised him that he would now, need to
enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and
figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this
to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his
password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife
what he was entering by stating each letter out
loud as he typed:
P... E... N... I... S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH
2007-08-20 00:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waa!
Poor woman. How sad that her mom and her sister's mom both died. No chance they are step sisters?
2007-08-19 15:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that replaced into kinda corny... attempt this one... (i've got been given bored sometime and tried to think of up a sparkling humorous tale) what did the gunman say to the cow suitable until eventually now he shot it? -prepare for you UTTER distruction! (haha.... i no...)
2016-10-02 21:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it so im going to give you a star
2007-08-19 14:12:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't believe blondes are that dumb. there are always blonde jokes, i think yall jealous of blondes. lol
2007-08-19 15:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by aged grapes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny
but that really the way blondes are lol
2007-08-19 15:07:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-19 14:36:58 · answer #8 · answered by joezen777 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOOOO. That sucked like NUTS!!
2007-08-19 14:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by BrooklynBrizz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao that was pretty funny
2007-08-19 14:07:35 · answer #10 · answered by person 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋