send her what and tell her what?
2007-08-19 13:43:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
as a retalitory break up gift...
2007-08-19 13:44:29 · update #1
ARS, you're a complete moron, but I think you coulda been on to something if you just used that noodle!
2007-08-19 13:57:06 · update #2
sorry cooties, well hm.. fine, take em take em
2007-08-19 14:00:09 · update #3
it's ok, steve, she isn't that devious, anyway I just gave them to cooties, oh dang, where is he
2007-08-19 14:03:57 · update #4
Heck yeah, biking, yeaahhh, or better yet could send her that vanilla ice movie, Cool As Ice, and tell 'er "don't forget to rewind, honey!". Better yet, I could send her both but I bet she'll just send me "Diaries of a Mad Black Woman"
2007-08-19 14:08:51 · update #5
if you are a white dude then tell her this is all the vanilla you're gonna get B-word so lick on it!!! haha
2007-08-19 13:49:18 · answer #1 · answered by biking for life 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You should just ignore it. Why do something back? It just shows you're a bit immature and can't just leave something without having the last word. If I were you I would just ignore it and leave it alone. Get on with your life and don't worry about getting even or anything like that. I also don't see why you couldn't have said "A woman" instead of "black woman". It makes no difference and it's rude. I can see why she would break up with you.
2007-08-19 13:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by Someone 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A thank-you note, along with a photo
of your new girlfriend (download a picture of an exotically beautiful, stunningly breath-taking model from
a beauty publication if you have to),
then explain that, "now that you're
out the way I'm free to treat myself to a real woman.
2007-08-19 14:00:07 · answer #3 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would like to know more details first but, I would say send her a Thank~You card, stating that you are sorry if you offended her in some way.
2007-08-19 13:50:44 · answer #4 · answered by Skinny-pimpin 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Be careful eating the candy, it might be poisoned. On the other hand, judging from the way you ask the question, maybe eating poison might be a good thing.
2007-08-19 13:47:58 · answer #5 · answered by Steve C 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Send her a box of chocolate covered cherries with a bite in each one and the cherry missing and all the juice sucked out... with a note that says: "Your loss!" ...lol
...Why do I feel like I'm gonna get flagged for this? ... oh well.
2007-08-19 13:50:18 · answer #6 · answered by Princess Leia 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Send her a letter telling her that the chocolates were sweeter and more pleasing than her, anyway.
Or fake flowers, telling her you know she would have something in common with something as fake and tacky as she is.
I don't know, I've never done anything like that before.
2007-08-19 13:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
U r just as bad as her if u send something back
2007-08-19 13:59:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is hilarious!!! If you are gonna send her a retaliatory break up gift, don't write anything. It will dull the sting.
2007-08-19 13:48:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
How bout....
Sending a box of white chocolate with a note...
"Thanks for the chocolate.
However....I found out recently that I prefer white chocolates. "
2007-08-19 13:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by Sweetness 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋