Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female."
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God ~gay~ or -straight-?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God is both ~gay~ and -straight-."
At this Little Johnny’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"
2007-08-19 12:54:08 · 12 answers · asked by happytohelp 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I gave you a star cause that joke is one of the best I have ever heard!
2007-08-19 13:38:08 · answer #1 · answered by Jelly Belly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-19 20:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooo. this is the new little jhonny joke i have heared so far . cool and thnx . heres a star
2007-08-19 20:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that was funny good job
2007-08-19 20:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one a lot, but it's still really funny. :(0
2007-08-19 20:42:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but it sound's more like george W. bush except u didn't mention the hick mobile he use to live in!!!!!!! JUST JOKIN!!!!!!!
2007-08-19 20:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by $ ROCK ON $ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-08-19 20:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by Luma ^_^ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG did u think of that one yourself? ll it is funny
2007-08-19 20:01:21 · answer #8 · answered by Bella 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one. a star for you, thx for the laugh. keep em coming ;)
2007-08-19 21:53:11 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How sacreligious. I'm appalled.
2007-08-19 21:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋