First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students . The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
2007-08-19 11:56:35 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao....those poor students.you forgot a line there,sangy,the students were all blondes!!right?
lol...thanks for the hilarious joke.
Here's my star,you've earned it.
2007-08-22 00:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
False.
2016-04-01 07:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-08-19 12:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did they do to the cow when he left the room?
2007-08-19 20:05:33 · answer #4 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg, that scared me for a sec!! I was grossed out!
2007-08-19 12:02:01 · answer #5 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm wow interesting and disgusting
2007-08-19 12:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by redheaded-bombshell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one. a star for you, thx for the laugh. keep em coming ;)
2007-08-19 16:22:35 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....omg....wow....those were some crazy students....lol
2007-08-19 12:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...!!!dats a gud 1
2007-08-19 12:20:47 · answer #9 · answered by 100%IrishXOX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bleah...that pays to be attentive..lols
2007-08-25 03:50:31 · answer #10 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋