i have the phone number for a pay phone outside a mcdonalds. loads of funs especially when i stand where i can see people walking by it.
10 things to say for prank calls.
10. "wrong number, eh? well for a wrong number you sure have a pretty voice."
9. "hi i'm from 21st century realtors and i'm selling house made from pancakes and the souls of little children."
8. scream: "BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!"
7. "give me your money. you're not giving it to me! GIVE IT TO ME FASTER!!"
6. "hey, i was just wondering if... boy are you ugly."
5. "cool! i've never found anything that cool in a hole before and i've explored just about every hole there is!"
4. "d***it! i'm mad!"
3. "happy mother's day."
2. "politics makes me soooooo horny."
1. "most toilets flush in E flat."
when i answer the phone i say one of the following:
"guitar center, chad speaking."
"anthony's pizza how may i help you?"
"tech support. it's your fault."
2007-08-19 11:46:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more fun things to say on prank calls:
"i like cheese. cheese makes me poop."
"i created the matrix!"
say that whole thing neo says at the end of the first matrix when he's on the phone.
when telemarketers call i like to do some of the following:
create a loud bang in the phone(like popping a balloon) and yell "augh! i've been shot!"
act like you're interested in their product and keep on the phone for as long as possible just to waste their time then yell something random in the phone like "EGGS!" and hang up.
"i'm sorry, this number only exist in your imagination. please hang up and don't call back."
2007-08-19 11:48:19 · update #1
nice.
2007-08-19 12:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the following, were pretty funny:
numbers 6 and 7
"anthony's pizza how may i help you?"
"tech support. it's your fault."
i'm sorry, this number only exist in your imagination. please hang up and don't call back.
i thought those were funny
2007-08-19 20:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by Luma ^_^ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-19 20:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only number i call on my phone is 69 but no body picks up . i think they are always bussy hangging around . lol he he he
2007-08-19 18:52:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i love these
but i can only give you one star
i like to tell telemarketers "hey, you sound sexy....watcha wearing?"
only once, but it freaked him out
2007-08-19 20:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one. a star for you, thx for the laugh. keep em coming ;)
2007-08-19 21:57:54 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r funny call me sometime
2007-08-19 19:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don’t get it. Can I have 10pts anyway?
sb
2007-08-19 18:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by trackstar 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you have way too much time on your hands....
2007-08-19 18:51:39 · answer #9 · answered by someone 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was friggin hilarious
2007-08-20 00:04:39 · answer #10 · answered by ♥MeGaN♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋