The Best Slogan?

Question

A farmer’s wife was in her kitchen cooking one morning. She picked up a can of Carnation milk and read on the label about a contest the company was having. Whoever submitted the best slogan for their product would win $50. She sat down with a pencil and paper and wrote . . . "Carnation Milk, best in the land. Comes to you in a red and white can." She couldn't think of anything else at the moment so she pushed the paper aside and went about her chores.

Later in the day her husband came in from the field and sat down at the table for a glass of ice tea and saw the letter his wife had started. After reading the about the contest on the can label he picked up the pencil, wrote some more to the slogan, sealed it in an envelope and put it in the mail box.

Two weeks later the farmer’s wife checked the mail and was surprised to see a letter from Carnation Milk as she had completely forgot about the contest. She opened the enveloped and inside was a $50 check and a letter. The letter said "Congratulations! You are the lucky winner! Enclosed is a check and a copy of your slogan. Confused, she read the enclosed slogan.

Carnation Milk, best in the land.
Comes to you in a red and white can.
No t*ts to squeeze, no hay to pitch.
Just poke a hole in the son of a b***h!

Answer 1

haha lmao....thats funny. i'll give u a star for that lol

Answer 2

well, if your class is intelligent, you could take advantage of the fact that we had a President Carter and you could use his campaign slogans and the like...He just to say "not just peanuts" (because he was a peanut farmer and he wanted people to know that he was qualified). Or you could say "Forget Ford, vote Carter!" because Ford was his opponent who he defeated in 1976. Since you are running for treasurer, you could use the "Change" campaign of President Obama and make it something clever to do with money change (like glue pennies nickles and dimes on your poster and say "Vote for Carter, he knows how to make change count" or something like that. Good luck!

Answer 3

Thats a lot to put on a milk can!

Answer 4

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Answer 5

if only i could win using such language...hmm...id rather not have 10pts..=)
but i understand that this is a joke..more or less u get into contact with such language...

Answer 6

lol, good one. a star for you, thx for the laugh. keep em coming ;)

Answer 7

heh heh catchy tune

Answer 8

Hahahaaha........ good joke.
My day start with your funny joke.
thanks

Answer 9

heh heh

Answer 10

ah ha