I am a fouth grade elementry school teacher and i worship the devil. I was thinking of joining a cult a couple days ago but then i thought "why not start my own" then this perfect idea came too me. What is the best way for me to turn my students against jesus and into the arms of a more hateful and violent god?
2007-08-19 11:28:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Study David Koresh, Hitler, and other crazed lunatics....I know that charisma is key....must have charisma....
I suspect you won't have your job much longer....I would recommend sending out positive forces into the universe and you will get them in return....but that's just me....
2007-08-19 11:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by Brooke 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well... Satan and Lucifer are different beings, so it depends which ones you want them to follow :P.
Apparently, according to the angelic/demonic heirarchy of the Goetia, which is supposedly the Enochian/Christian ones, Sammael was the angelic name for Satan. Lucifer was another angel.
Sammael was the angel of death, Lucifer was the Morningstar, which was supposed to mean he brought light (ie truth)... Thus in that he is supposedly the father of lies is a bit of a contradiction :).
If God is all powerful, he would know lucifer would turn, so why name him the morningstar in the first place?
As for how to get them to follow him, i take it this is a joke.. :P. Tell them about how the devil is the father of rock music.. Seems to be the belief of many ppl for some reason and kids love to rebel :P
Edit: Titus M. Where do you get your info? Jesus was mortal, a son of god maybe... According to the bible, the arch angel Michael had a titanic struggle to defeat Lucifer... So how the hell could a mortal do so? He may have been the son of god.. But he was no arch angel.
Lets face it, changing water to wine wouldnt really scare lucifer away now would it?...
2007-08-19 18:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by Xzar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just read them Harry Potter books all day,it must be a true path to darkness considering how nuts some Christians get over it. Then again perhaps not,my mother is about the most brain-dead,brainwashed,born again kook I know and she loves Harry Potter.
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2007-08-19 18:39:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing about that is that if you DO believe in Jesus then you KNOW for a fact that there are no "more hateful and violent god[s]".
So much for education preparing our teachers these days.
2007-08-19 18:36:58 · answer #4 · answered by lady_phoenix39 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell them that Paris Hilton is the Antichrist and force them to watch hour after hour of media coverage about her hair extensions and crime records. When their little brains are totally numb, have them chant, "That's hot!" backwards until you hear "666."
2007-08-19 18:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by Buffy Summers 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If teaching the Bible is not allowed in public schools, why should this be allowed?
If you are serious, your motivation for being a teacher is seriously misguided.
2007-08-19 18:45:21 · answer #6 · answered by Bob T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is horrible..u should not convert fourth graders into worshipping satan.u cannot force them
well i hope ur students turn away from satan and turn to God
u shouldn't be teaching..why would u want them to suffer?
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2007-08-19 18:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are u SERIOUS? If u are and I hope u aren't, its not ur place to do that to a child that young. If u need to worship as u do, then go ahead and join the cult. Leave the poor kiddos alone. When they get older meaning adults and want to do that then its their choice.
2007-08-19 18:33:59 · answer #8 · answered by candyred1999 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
This is sick. Let them worship what they want to. You could completely ruin their lives.
2007-08-19 18:37:44 · answer #9 · answered by Just wonderin' 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bet most of them could give you lessons.
2007-08-19 18:40:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋