One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little
to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
" Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote!"
2007-08-19 11:07:24 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that same thing happened to me last night
2007-08-19 11:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by aged grapes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...great....cant stop laughing.Please help me somebody!!!lol...just kidding....Laughing is more important than breaking ribs,dont you think so?So...thanks for the joke sangy.I am actually surprised that you have not become a top contributor yet!!you tell us so many hilarious jokes.Thanks again.Keep 'em coming.lol....
2007-08-22 00:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha...... But the man miss the two remote control buttons that he touched earlier, should have pressed those ;)
2007-08-19 11:36:00 · answer #3 · answered by mindhunter07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was probably really looking for his magazine and was just covering up his defeat of finding it.
2007-08-19 11:31:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. Better luck next time.
2007-08-19 11:15:09 · answer #5 · answered by yknothavefun2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-08-19 11:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by skateboardboi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one. a star for you, thx for the laugh. keep em coming ;)
2007-08-19 14:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the man for you.
2007-08-25 18:48:19 · answer #8 · answered by Sir $liq Rick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha !
2007-08-19 11:31:10 · answer #9 · answered by PAK ASIANS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so!! it was only the tv that got turned on.lol
2007-08-19 11:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋