Baseball & Confession...Funny Joke?

Question

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice"
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My Dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,_ How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000"

The Dad says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is
way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession."

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again; you're in my closet now."

Answer 1

Haha! Good. Kinda makes you think twice about your priest tho!! Made me laugh---Good Job (I needed that)

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Answer 2

Very good. Reminds me of the time Father O'Flaherty was retiring and passing the church over to a new priest, young Father Murphy. After showing Father Murphy around Father Flaherty asked if he had any questions.

"Well" Said Father Murphy "I've never actually taken a confession. How do I decide what the penance should be?"

"No problem," Replies Father O'Flaherty. There's a list I've pinned up on your side of the confessional showing what to do. For example stealing is 40 Hail Marys, telling lies is 10 Hail Mary's and so on."

The following Sunday Father Murphy is nervously awaiting his first confession when a tarty, busty blonde enters.

"Forgive me Father I have sinned." She says.

"And what is this sin?" Asks Father Murphy.

"I've given my boyfriend a bl0wjob." Came the unexpected reply.

Father Murphy feverishly searched his list for the punishment but cannot find 'Bl0wjob' anywhere. Opening a small backdoor he sees a choirboy walking by. "Quick" He whispers, "What did Father O'Flaherty give for a bl0wjob?"

"A bar of chocolate usually." Came the reply!

Answer 3

There's one similar,but it's about Chicago sports: Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different Chicago sports team and each proclaimed to be the most loyal to their team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued fighting until they reached the top. The Blackhawk’s fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "this is for the Hawks" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone the Bulls fan threw himself off the edge shouting "this is for the greatest team of the 90's" then the Bears fan jumped and said " this is for DA COACH" the two remaining fans looked at each other in stunned silence. After a minute the Sox fan bellowed... "THIS IS FOR THE SOUTH SIDE!" AND THEN HE PUSHED THE CUBS FAN OFF THE MOUNTAIN!!!!

Answer 4

that was a great 1 .i loved it ,that d@mn priest.

Answer 5

hahaha niece. star 4u

Answer 6

Omg, that is hilarous

Answer 7

fantastic

Answer 8

Oh my god thats hilarious.

Answer 9

heard it before

Answer 10

I don't get it