Theories of cat behaviour
LAW OF CAT INERTIA
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon
by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a
nearby scurrying mouse.
LAW OF CAT MOTION
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good
reason to change direction.
FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will,
therefore, use as little energy as possible.
LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the
earliest possible nanosecond.
LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the
cost of the furniture.
LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-matter + It Doesn't Matter.
LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE
As yet undiscovered.
2007-08-19 08:52:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
I hate cats , they are green eyed loool
2007-08-19 22:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by hasafer 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-08-19 15:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey beautiful
lol i liked this one !! LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-matter + It Doesn't Matter.
2007-08-20 05:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard this before, how true. Jeffrey, my orange cat is my best friend!
2007-08-19 16:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by kattsmeow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one more rule .. anything not nailed down is a cat toy!!
2007-08-19 22:05:54 · answer #5 · answered by P.J. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are 100% correct
2007-08-19 16:16:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is soo true cute i stared it to
2007-08-19 16:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by Mystery 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very nice! i starred it. and cute 2! :D lol
2007-08-19 16:00:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!! And so true
2007-08-19 15:57:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i lovee them even more....merci ya habebt albyyyyy....
2007-08-20 13:24:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋