finish the sentence.
2007-08-19 08:50:53 · 12 answers · asked by jane doe 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she waslked out side in a yellow sweater and i said dayumm i missed the bus
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!
Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!
Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"
Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
yo mannas so fat she went to the beach and all the whales came out singing we are family even though ur fatter then me!!
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
2007-08-19 09:00:25 · answer #1 · answered by Jonas lover <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat that when she swims in the ocean, whaler ships throw harpoons at her. Yo mama so fat than when she wear a yellow shirt, people yell "Taxi!" at her. Yo mama so fat, both arms are in different time zones. Yo mama so fat, Godzilla borrowed a pair of jeans from her and he didn't want them because they were too big. Yo mama so fat, people try to drive a circle around her and they run out of gas.
2016-05-17 09:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
haha i love it
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2007-08-19 08:55:23 · answer #3 · answered by oxonina14oxo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So slutty, she's like Geico - so easy a caveman can do it!
so nasty, she brought her own crabs to the seafood buffet
so fat, she's got more chins than a chineese phonebook
teeth are so rotten - when she smiles it looks like she's got dice in her mouth
so ugly, She looks like the michelin man with boobs
she's got more crust around her mouth then a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken
so fat - she's got more crack then the trailer park
so slutty, her legs are like Walmart - open 24/7
so slutty, she's like a bowling ball - gets picked up, fingered + thrown in the gutter... and she still comes back for more
she so nasty - the taliban wants to use her bath water as a chemical weapon
She's so fat - when she wears a red dress the children yell, "Hey Koolaid"
2007-08-19 15:34:52 · answer #4 · answered by Schizo Clown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that she sells shade in the summer.
yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house she actually SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a school bus she said who threw that yellow rock.
2007-08-19 08:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by confused 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is "Equator".
2007-08-19 08:53:57 · answer #6 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whales are jealous of her.
She could give birth to the continent of African and still look fat.
2007-08-19 08:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
....she blocked a black hole
....she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing "We are Family"
....her belly has all known time zones and four unknown ones
....if you tried to drill a hole into the centre you'll be there for eternity
....I climbed to the top of Mt.Everest, then I found it was your mom
2007-08-19 09:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...that when she went to the beach Greenpeace came and tried to push her into the ocean.
haha sorry that was so lame
2007-08-19 08:53:38 · answer #9 · answered by marissa k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck
2007-08-19 08:55:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when she go swimmin in da sea, tiny islands get flooded
2007-08-19 08:54:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋