Senator Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't, the cow was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.
He was carrying a bottle of whiskey in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.
What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the whiskey, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I told them I was Hillary Clinton's driver, and I had just killed the old cow.
2007-08-19 06:07:21 · 14 answers · asked by Jaimee1987 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA!!!!! * 4 u!!!
2007-08-19 06:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lubbie, the farmer, and his family, thought the 'old cow' was Hillary Clinton.
:)
2007-08-19 10:49:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anders 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one poor old hillary.
2007-08-21 11:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
V good have a star ha ha
2007-08-19 08:52:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLL
and there's anothers Star*
2007-08-19 06:15:34 · answer #5 · answered by kimpossible 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so sad. I mean, the cow part, on the other hand, good one.
2007-08-19 06:38:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
Have a star
2007-08-19 06:21:31 · answer #7 · answered by Scott S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i totally agree with "sordid lies" it needs to be george bush
give her the 10 points
2007-08-19 06:17:47 · answer #8 · answered by Kokomoe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read it b4 except it was George.W.Bush. instead of Hillary
2007-08-19 06:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by Uh huh 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha . that was really funny. You get a gold star =)!!
2007-08-19 06:15:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol star for u
2007-08-19 06:11:12 · answer #11 · answered by PinakaFaltizan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋