- Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.
- Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.
- Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !
- Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case!
- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.
2007-08-19 03:37:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha is that what you do babe can't stop laughin .x
2007-08-19 08:19:41 · answer #1 · answered by sarah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-19 10:39:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zzzzzzzzz
Not really all that funny - in fact, I dozed off 1/2 way through.
2007-08-19 11:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by Paul L 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and condoms are not for protecting your hands while doing housework.
if you find a suppository in your ear you know where to look for your hearing aid
have Hugh Hefner on your speed dial- for advice
2007-08-19 10:44:44 · answer #4 · answered by ditdit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny and not realistic either. In my mind they are grateful just to have and care for each other.
You will be where they are one day too.
2007-08-19 10:45:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny...definitely gotta share this one with the folks!!:)
2007-08-19 10:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by mickie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! funny
Star for youu : ]
2007-08-19 10:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by : ] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny star for you
2007-08-19 20:06:54 · answer #8 · answered by lovelovelove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes haha.a star on the way.
2007-08-19 10:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm.... ok. If u wrote that sorry but u need to work on it
2007-08-19 10:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by 7th heaven freak 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋